Sleepy Time

I've spent the last few weeks sleeping down in momma and daddy's room. I think momma likes having me close. And I like sleeping down with her. Tonight however it worked out for the best that I sleep up in my bed in me and Thomas's room. Then momma realized that while I have blankies in my bed, I have none to cover up with. And I like covering up. So momma got me a nice warm blankie that I could sleep with. We'll see how sleeping in my own room works out. I'm thinking about staging a mutiny at 2 am. Works every time like a charm.

So Silly

Grandpa put monkey in a coffee can and put the lid on. Grandpa is so silly.

Cheers

So momma taught me how to do cheers with glasses. You know, when you bump them together. And I went cheers with my glass and her glass that was sitting on her desk. Only her glass spilled coffee all over her desk. It even got on her camera thing called a D80 (yes the big one). Luckily the camera still works. And luckily momma is only a little mad at me and is mostly mad at herself for teaching me cheers.

So watch out grandma. When I'm at your house this weekend, don't leave glasses where I can reach them. I might try to cheers them.

Oooops

I wore blue gatorade. It was on momma's desk and I went to take a sip but I missed my mouth and it went everywhere. Momma felt so bad for leaving it where I could reach it that she poured me some into my cup for me.

Played Outside

Today I discovered this magical place called the playground. There are these big things on them called slides. I like to go down slides. Momma has to help get me started at the top but then I go down myself and land on my bottom at the bottom. It's so much fun!

Momma let me play out front of the house yesterday. I got to run up and down the sidewalk. Momma also blew me bubbles to chase down. Normally she blows them inside because it's too cold outside. But it's getting warmer outside now. I like chasing bubbles.

Counting

Momma: Count to 5 for me.
Momma: 1
Me: 2
Momma:3
Me: 4
Momma: 5! Way to go!

I counted to 5!

Om Nom Nom Nom

Momma was singing the nom nom nom song. Daddy made her stop. So I started singing the nom nom nom song. I'm funny.

Song Here

Magic

Momma has this special stick that she puts in this special water that makes these magical things called bubbles that pop when I catch them.

I like bubbles.

Something Happened

Momma and Daddy called it throwing up. All I know is my tummy hurt and then stuff came out of my mouth. It tasted so gross. And it made my car seat, clothes and blankies all gross.

I was up very late watching tv and being all sick and stuff. So momma let me sleep in.

She didn't let me eat much today. I ate a lot of cheerios. They were good though and didn't upset my belly. Then for a snack later I got vanilla waffers. Then for dinner I got pancakes with nothing on them. All really boring stuff but momma said it would all be gentle on my belly and she's always right.

I feel much better today.

Guess What!

I peed in the potty! I peed in the potty! I peed in the potty! I peed in the potty!

Monkies and Brothers

Daddy to David: Don't Bogart the monkey
Me: Bogart!
Daddy: Bogart?
Me: Bogart the monkey!
Daddy: Your monkey's name is Bogart?
Me: Bogart! The! Monkey!
Daddy: Bogart the monkey it is.

My monkey now is named Bogart. I love Bogart.

I told "Brother" "ni-ni" tonight before bed. Brother is a good name for him until I can say Thomas better. I don't know why momma and daddy had to pick such a hard name for my brother.

I even went to bed without fighting. I told everyone "ni-ni", ran to my bed and lay down to be covered.

I'm spending the weekend at Grandma's. Momma and daddy were going to a wedding. Daddy ended up having to stay home, but momma still went. I like spending time with Grandma.

Sleepy time now.

I Don't Get It

If momma and daddy spent so long trying to teach me how to talk, why do they got so frustrated when I refuse to stop? So what if I get louder when they are trying to talk. I need to be heard!

In related news, I can say Hi in Chinese, I just don't know what it means yet.

I Has A Cute

So whenever Grandma gives me a bath she wraps me up in a towel and sings "Baby, Burrito" to me. So today when momma gave me a bath and wrapped me up in a towel I sang "Baby, Burrito" to her. Then she kissed me. Yick.

So Silly

Daddy is so silly. He's trying to teach me how to say, "I pity da fool."

Rachel taught me how to demand cookies. "Cookie! Cookie! Cookie!"

Grandma and momma are trying to teach me how to say, "I love you!"

They are all so silly. I say what I want, when I want!