Yay!

Daddy and Aunt Stacy took me and Lily (Stacy's niece) to the zoo today! The zoo is so much fun! I got to see all kinds of animals. My favorite animal was the "duck" (goose) that tried to eat me. Me and daddy fed him cheerios. Daddy loved the white bears best. He says we have to take momma back to see them. Momma couldn't come because she was out shopping with Grandma. I had so much fun today!

Hehe

I have mastered the fine art of getting my brother in trouble. All I have to do is holler "OW" when I'm alone with him. Works like a charm. Until momma figures it out, anyways.

Trouble

Momma and daddy have this new thing they do to me when I'm in trouble. They call it time-out. I call it horrible and torture. They make me sit on the floor and I'm not allowed to touch anything or talk for like a million minutes.

Then, when I suck my thumb because I'm upset, daddy yells at me to get my thumb out of my mouth. I like sucking my thumb! Daddy says I'm to big for it. I still suck it in my sleep though and when daddy's not looking. Momma yells at me to stop too, but not as much as daddy does. I think it bothers daddy more than it bothers momma.

I hate getting in trouble.

Monster

I am a monster. And I don't mean the cookie loving kind, though I do love cookies.

It seems I'm in the throws of the terrible twos: I whine, I talk back, I scream, I throw things.

Momma and daddy swear they still love me but I think I'm lucky I'm so cute. Because well, I'm pretty adorable.

I'm not all bad. I love kisses and hugs and cuddling. I read stories with momma and use her legs as a road for my cars.

But I am pretty angry these days.