I am a prize winning negotiator. The current prize is pretzel sticks.
Me: Can I have 1?
Momma: No!
Me: 2?
Momma: No!
Me: Please?
Momma: If you know what comes next I'll give them to you!
Me: Huh?
Momma: What comes after 2?
Me: 3!
Momma: Here you go!
Me: She gave me 3!
I can't believe for the longest time I thought 4 came after 2. I was such a baby! But now I'm big!
